Enjoy your stay!
skills i have mastered
- not texting back
- painting my nails like a blind pre-schooler
- sleeping a lot
- being single
LESSONS I LEARNED FROM VIDEO GAMES (feel free to add your own!)
An Infinite List of Favorite Collections - Paolo Sebastian S/S 2014-15 Haute Couture
MAKING JOKES ABOUT HOW “ITS WEIRD TO SEE ME OUT OF MY ROOM FOR ONCE” DOES NOT MAKE ME WANT TO LEAVE MY ROOM MORE IT MAKES ME WANT TO LOCK MY DOOR AND NEVER LEAVE AGAIN I DON’T KNOW WHY THAT’S SUCH A HARD CONCEPT
This also applies to “WOW SHE’S CLEANING!” and anything else like that do not fucking do that.
CAN I JUST ADD “LOOK AT THAT SHES SMILING” OR “WoW SHEs TALKING
hey sorry im late i didnt want to come
don’t hurt BEES. they just want to pollinate flowers and make honey. hurt WASP’s. fuck them and their old money, big mansions, and country clubs